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Hi! I'm Megan! I'm an Initiate, a Whovian, a Directioner, and an Avenger! Any question shall be answered and you can contact me at meganbriannathomas@gmail.com. Enjoy my blog!

unfollower:

why do all celebrities have to be good roll models they didnt sign up to babysit your kid

despairhinata:

nayx:

hey man, dont sweat it.  this isnt like other courtrooms, it’s a fun courtroom, we have balloons and stuff.  wait what you killed someone

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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