Hi! I'm Megan! I'm an Initiate, a Whovian, a Directioner, and an Avenger! Any question shall be answered and you can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Enjoy my blog!
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.